Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Forbes: Iran Says "Tall, White" Space Aliens Control America

Alien not allowed - thumbnailDocuments leaked by NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden conclusively prove that the United States has been ruled by a race of tall, white space aliens who also assisted the rise of Nazi Germany in the 1930s.

These revelations about our alien overlords might not cost you any sleep. But the part that should concern you a tad is that the UFO story was just published by the Fars News Agency, the English-language news service of Iran, a nation that may be very close to acquiring nuclear weapons.

This being a crazy conspiracy theory, naturally the Russians are behind it. The alleged alien invasion was revealed in a report by Russia’s FSB spy agency, which found “incontrovertible proof’ that an ‘alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda’ is driving U.S. domestic and international policy, and has been doing so since at least 1945,” said the Iranian news service.

Fars apparently got the story from a hard-core conspiracy site called whatdoesitmean.com. Here is the gist of the whatdoesitmean.com story as best I understand it (or as the alien mind-control lasers allow me to understand it):

Snowden, who has been given asylum in Russia, leaked documents that a race of extraterestrial “tall whites” arrived on Earth, helped Nazi Germany build a fleet of advanced submarines in the 1930s, and then met in 1954 with President Dwight Eisenhower “where the ‘secret regime’ currently ruling over America was established.”


“Most disturbingly, this FSB report warns, is that the ‘Tall White’ agenda being implemented by the ‘secret regime’ ruling the United States calls for the creation of a global electronic surveillance system meant to hide all true information about their presence here on earth as they enter into what one of Snowden’s documents calls the ‘final phase’ of their end plan for total assimilation and world rule.”

Meanwhile, the U.S. government is embroiled in a “cataclysmic” power struggle between President Obama, who heads the alien shadow government, and some unknown force that opposed the U.S.-alien alliance. “Most to be feared by Russian policy makers and authorities, this [FSB] report concludes, is if those opposing the ‘Tall White’ ‘secret regime’ ruled over by Obama have themselves aligned with another alien-extraterrestrial power themselves.”

Any good conspiracy theory needs a patina of truth, a bit of intellectual cover to camouflage the craziness. In this case, the whatdoesitmean.com/Fars story cites Paul Hellyer, the 1960s Canadian defense minister who is now a fervent UFO activist. Hellyer allegedly has confirmed the accuracy of Snowden’s UFO leaks.

This is almost a funny story, until one remembers that Iran is a moderately powerful nation of 76 million people, with a possible nuclear arsenal, relatively large conventional military power, extensive terrorist capabilities through its intelligence agencies and Hezbollah, and a fundamentalist government that could easily engage in hostilities against the U.S. Laugh if you will at conspiracy theories, but they offer explanatory value for their believers, a way of making sense of why things happen, even if it a funhouse-mirror explanation of the world. The Fars News Agency is reportedly affiliated with Iran’s influential Revolutionary Guards, which suggests that either Iran is either desperate to smear the U.S. any way it can, or there indeed is a very peculiar view of U.S. politics at the highest levels of the Iranian government.

If there is a bright spot to this as well as a funny bone, it’s that the goal of U.S. policy is to contain and neutralize Iranian influence. So, perhaps it’s not necessarily a bad thing that Tehran thinks its main adversary is backed by the power of space aliens. It’s good to have friends in high places, even if they have two heads.

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http://www.forbes.com/sites/michaelpeck/2014/01/13/iran-says-tall-white-space-aliens-control-america/

37 comments:

  1. LOL!!! And Iran is supposed to be a threat to world peace??????

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    1. The cabal hate Iran because that's where Keshe and his alleged advanced tech lives. As for aliens, last year an insider said the tall whites were genetically engineered clones created by the cabal.

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    2. Keshe no longer lives in Iran. An insider told me that.

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    3. Forbes is a real piece of shit. luminati all the way.

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    4. Project Camelot's take on it
      http://projectcamelotportal.com/blog/31-kerrys-blog/1979-tall-whites-vs-nordics-and-aldebaran-visitors

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    5. Hey anon 1:21, its a public fact that MT Keshe resides at his main base of operation in Belgium....

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    6. BC I know. I was taking the piss.

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    7. And "public facts" are always true, right Brandon?

      Especially if you read them on the interwebz!

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  2. I think I would have to see the original documents to fall for this one. I mean anything is possible these days. So do you think then the US
    has their own alien group and they are battling?? Could there be many groups on earth battling each other and we are just caught in the middle??
    Hmmmmm!

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  3. That news agency has spelled the name wrong - should be FARCE ;)

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  4. I'm thinking that if Forbes published this commentary they must feel a need to discredit the info. After all we know who they represent.

    Most of us have heard the stories about the tall whites and the story about Eisenhower meeting with someone in a disc that landed at a military base.

    Certainly the NSA would know about this stuff, so I can understand how Snowden could have have found it.

    I personally think there may be some truth to this one.

    Whether they are actually controlling everything or just the military and intelligence people remains to be seen.

    I think as things play out we should keep this scenario in mind as a possibility to consider what may be the real agenda.

    We will know if we continue to lose freedoms or if there really is going to be a mass arrest and restructuring scenario.

    One thing is for sure, any new monetary shift will have to be electronic as money can't be printed fast enough to meet demand.

    Right now only 3% of our money is actual currency, the rest electronic records of debt and credit.

    I will trust there is a balancing mechanism (of undefinable wisdom and power) in place that will bring this suffering to an end.

    We can already see that the light of truth, (their real agendas being exposed) is creating a wave of enlightenment that they are very afraid of.

    That's why all the disinfo.

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    1. Well said, 2:02.

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    2. Ariel says he personally saw the new treasury notes that will replace the fiat fed notes sometime this year when there's a reset. We both believe money will become obsolete within 2 years after suppressed tech is released.

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    3. the shill Spaceace/Nothingwillhappen slides up to his new bff Ariel Tolliver. Good luck with that Spaceace. He will have your guts for garters :D

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  5. What a CROCK of Dung this is definitely propaganda from the the dark side, cabal, what ever you want to call those idiots. Iran ???? give me break they have been trying to get world for years now.

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  6. Do not get sidetracked , the real thing is not Iranian nuclear power, it's planetary enslavement, NWO, fear and poverty, anything else is
    good news for humanity.

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    1. Ariel believes there will be a positive reset to benefit the people sometime this year. He claims to have seen the new treasury notes.

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  7. To be truly convincing, even the most outrageous BS, dis-information and propaganda must contain certain elements of the truth.
    Is the cabal playing us? Yes, very likely. It's what they do best.
    But... where in this story does the lie end and the truth stick?

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  8. It's REAL:"mind blowing"

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    1. Our minds will be BLOWN if the cabal get their ww3 and nuke us.

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    2. Hope they use you for target practice 3:34 you lying shill.

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  9. RECEIVE, ALLOW, LOVE!

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    1. Nope, as long as the cabal are in power, it's take, suppress, hate.

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    2. 3:35 Terrific.just add to the negative energy. Feed the beast! Iif any of you posters go to youtub and look at the disclosure presentations you willfin hours of whiselblower reports on the interaction of vareouse governments and ETs different races. Its time to wake up that we are no alone, never have been. Don't be so arrogant as to assume we are the only ones in thehUniverse.A lot ofour technology comes from back engeneering ET technology, and as exchange. I doubt the Iranians wouldbe stupid enough to to make themselves the laughing stalk of the global community if they did not have valid intel. Light and wisdom to all.

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  10. VISUALIZE IMPENDING JOY !

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    1. Still high on the hopium when there's no proof?

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    2. A better rectal suppository could be helpful in softening your pain, 3:32.

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  11. It is becoming clear that Edward Snowden controlled opposition to bad mouth aliens!

    It is not enough to dish out negative propaganda Hollywood movies making aliens bad space invaders - when no such thing exists as we can clearly see through our history.

    What a troll!

    The 5D Raver
    www.the5draver.info

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    1. Fulford(a hero in ducksoup's eyes) points out that, despite their reputedly vast access to reams of secret data, they have inexplicably failed to turn up anything especially useful, such as documentation exposing major false flag operations like 911.

      As to Assange, I don't even remember now what any of his major revelations were. The story has become more about his eternal sanctuary in the Ecuadorean embassy in London. And how are they paying the bills for that Wikileaks woman who has been mother hen to Snowden during his exile.

      And Snowden's revelations have been mostly but-we-already-knew-that tidbits about the extent to which the NSA has made all data theirs, and not about any nefarious operations the NSA has actually had a hand in. And the extent to which Snowden himself has become the story is now obvious.

      For both of them, where are the smoking guns that will prove the conspiracies of the Elite are not theories?

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    2. 5D you talk as if there are no negative ET out there. The US government is controlled by negative ET's but I dont necessarily believe that it is the tell whites.

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    3. SNOWDEN NEVER LEAKED ANYTHING ABOUT ET OR UFOS

      EEDIOTS!! or should I say more precisely SUCKERS!!!

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  12. Where is the "leaked document"? No source means BS.

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  13. Funny, a billionaire's fanzine is referring to Sorcha Faal (whatdoesitmean.com), a renowned Nazi, uhm, Navy intelligence disinfo site. If idiots are calling idiots as idiots...

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  14. Oh yeah? And just How High was this guy?

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  15. If you don't research how can you have opinions? For those of you who do research there are a few videos that you can google by "Charles Hall tall whites 2005" He worked with them as an enlisted man at Area 51. It is very informative. Then you can have an "educated opinion" although there are few of those here.

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  16. This is most likely the controlled media trying to smear Paul Hellyer as a loonie (which he may be, of course) the main point being if they discredit him enough they think no one will even bother listening to him.

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