Thursday, December 22, 2016
ZAP's Mid-Week Update - December 21, 2016
Subject: Mid-Week by ZAP from "The Office of Poofness"
From: "The Office of Poofness" <email@example.com>
Date: Wed, December 21, 2016 10:37 pm
Christmas is here and knocking on doors
Simply surprising the depth of the cheer
Gathering strength and sweeping the floors
With presents galore and bartender’s beer
Have Great Joy this season although it is bare
This last time of lack is not too surprising
Instead of the car it is time for the bus fare
The New Year of funding is coming and rising
Take heart that this time it will all take place
The leanest of times and strife is no more
Making the difference for our Human race
The best Christmas gift is still in the store
Thank You and Thank You from mine own Heart
Sequins and candles bright hews ashowing
Best wishes to You and All through the night
I Love you All with Grace’s timeless glowing
I HAVE LITTLE WORDS THIS WEEK AS THE FINAL SEQUENCE OF DOCUMENTS IS IN PROGRESS AS I WRITE THIS. HONG KONG IS OPEN AND THE FINAL STEPS ARE BEING COMPLETED RIGHT NOW.
THE CORRUPTION WE HAVE GONE THROUGH FOR THE LAST MONTHS IS AT AN END, AND I REALLY WISH I COULD TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED AND WHAT TOOK PLACE IN THE LAST WEEK TO ENSURE THIS RELEASE WAS ACTUALLY ACCOMPLISHED. THE SECURITY AROUND THIS MATTER IS INCREDIBLE, AS ARE THE STEPS THAT HAVE BEEN TAKEN TO PREVENT THE CABAL AND BANKSTERS FROM FURTHER INTERFERENCE.
WE WERE ALMOST DESTROYED SEVERAL TIMES, AND MANY A SLEEPLESS NIGHT HAS GONE INTO THIS WORK TO GET IT DONE PROPERLY. IT HAS NOT BEEN EASY AND IT HAS TAKEN ITS TOLL. HOWEVER WE ARE SUCCESSFUL AND WE WILL HAVE OUR TRANSFERS RELEASED DURING THE COURSE OF THE NEXT 24 HOURS.
UNFORTUNATELY, THERE IS NOT ENOUGH TIME FOR THE FUNDS TO GET TO THE PAYMASTER BEFORE CHRISTMAS, AND THE FUNDS WILL ARRIVE TO HIM OVER THIS COMING WEEKEND. THEY WILL SIT IN THE ACCOUNT UNTIL TUESDAY WHEN THE BANKS REOPEN, AND THEN AND ONLY THEN WILL THE FIRST WIRES COME OUT. AT LEAST THEY WILL COME OUT NOW.
IT ALSO MEANS THAT I WILL NOT SEE MY FAMILY FOR THE 9TH YEAR IN A ROW BECAUSE OF THIS WORK, AND THE DELAY IN FUNDING. I WAS CERTAIN THAT I WOULD HAVE THE MONEY BY THE BEGINNING OF THIS MONTH TO TRAVEL TO SEE THEM (THEY ARE A COUPLE THOUSAND MILES AWAY FROM HERE), AND HAVE LOTS OF SPENDABLE CASH TO MAKE UP FOR ALL THE PRESENTS I COULD NOT GIVE BEFORE. I AM DEVASTATED RIGHT NOW AND NOT IN THE BEST OF MOODS., BUT THE WORK WAS ACCOMPLISHED. AT LEAST THAT MUCH IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT I COULD GIVE THEM, EVEN IF THEY DO NOT KNOW IT. ALL THEY WANTED WAS TO HAVE HUSBAND AND DADDY BACK HOME FOR ONCE. AH WELL. SOON.
IN OTHER NEWS, THE BOND AND CURRENCY LANDSCAPE HAS BEEN TRYING ITS BEST TO GET THE TTM’S GOING, AND SOME HAVE ACTUALLY GONE IN FOR THEIR MEETING AND CLOSING. BUT, THEY TOO WILL NOT SEE ANY MONEY UNTIL NEXT WEEK AT EARLIEST AND CERTAINLY IN THE FIRST WEEK OF JANUARY. THEY TOO HAVE BEEN SUCCESSFUL IN GETTING THE FUNDS READIED, BUT NOT RELEASED AS YET.
A LONG TIME AGO THE SHAMAN WOMEN THAT MET IN VANCOUVER ISLAND MET FROM MANY PARTS OF THE WORLD GAVE ME A STARTLING PROPHECY. AT THIS RETREAT, I WAS TOLD THAT WHEN THE TIME CAME, IT WOULD COME IN LIKE A BIG GREEN TIDAL WAVE SWEEPING ASIDE THE NEGATIVITY AND SHOWERING OUR HUMANITY WITH RICHES BEYOND COMPARE. I BELIEVED IT THEN, AND LOOK AT US NOW. IT APPEARS THAT THIS PROPHECY WILL COME TO PASS WITH NOT ONLY OUR RELEASE BUT THAT OF EVERYBODY ELSE’S SHORTLY. BIG GREEN TIDAL WAVE INDEED.
I SUPPOSE IT IS INEVITABLE THAT WITH HARD WORK AND PERSEVERANCE, AND A HEALTHY DOLLOP OF PATIENCE, SUCH THINGS WOULD COME TO PASS. I AM JUST GRATEFUL I HAVE AN EXCEPTIONAL TEAM THAT WILL HAVE TO BEAR THE BRUNT OF A LAST DELAY AND THAT DURING CHRISTMAS. WHY THIS LAST TEST, I HAVE NO IDEA, BUT IT SUCKS THE ROYAL HIND.
NOT MUCH ELSE TO SAY. MISS PHIPPS, THE FAMOUS FLYING PURPLE PIGS, BANKER BOB, AND THE REST OF THE SUPPORT STAFF WISH YOU AND YOURS JOY, PEACE AND TONS OF PROSPERITY. WE ARE SUCCESSFUL ALTHOUGH STILL LIVING ON PEANUTS AND TOAST. BUT WE WILL START SINGING SHORTLY AND GET THE FUNDINGS AND RELIEF FUNDS OUT AT FIRST OPPORTUNITY. THAT I DO PROMISE YOU.
I AM TIRED I AM HAPPY AND I AM. MUCH MUCH LOVE AND HUGS TO YOU. I APPRECIATE YOU BEYOND MEASURE. I WILL ALWAYS BE HERE FOR YOU IN TIMES OF NEED, AND YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON ME TO DO MY BEST, AND ALWAYS TELL YOU THE TRUTH NO MATTER HOW UGLY OR PAINFUL. SUGAR COATING DOES NOT WORK.
OH AND ONE LAST ITEM TO ADDRESS. THE WANABEE VIDEOGRAPHER AND SELF-APPOINTED JUDGE AND JURY, THE NOT SO FAMOUS ABE FROMAN, HAS BEEN BUSY AT LEAST ONCE A DAY TO MAKE SOME COMMENT OR VIDEO (NOW A CUT PASTE OF SNIPPETS OF PREVIOUS VIDEO CLIPS RE-ASSEMBLED SO NO REAL CREATIVITY) AGAINST THE FOLKS AT HUMANUS. HE TENDS TO LEAVE ME ALONE.
HIS LATEST VITRIOL WAS RESPONDED TO BY WILL BARNEY, AND HE SENT ME HIS RESPONSE TO ABE. FIRST TIME FOR HIM SO I GUESS HE HAD ENOUGH.
My response is this. I send you my love, which thing may be missing in your life. And thank you for spending so much time thinking of me. It is quite generous. May you find love and happiness and the hugs of many puppies!
I WAS HOPING FOR SOMETHING MORE APPROPRIATE LIKE THE HUGS OF MANY SEA SNAILS AND URCHINS, BUT WILL WAS MOST KIND. HAVE A THOUGHTFUL CHRISTMAS ABE. YOUR TIME IS COMING IN FRONT OF A NICE MAN IN BLACK, NOT WHITE, ALTHOUGH THAT MAY HAVE BEEN BETTER FOR YOU.
SO EVERYBODY, HAVE A REALLY WONDERFUL HOLIDAY SEASON EVEN IF THERE IS NOT MUCH. IT IS NOT ABOUT THE MONEY BUT IT SURE IS ABOUT SPIRIT. MAY THAT HELP AND GUIDE YOU DOWN THE PROPER PATH, AND I PROMISE TO SEND A QUICK NOTE ON SUNDAY.
MUCH LOVE AND BIG HUGS. GOD BLESS AND HAVE A FAIRY MERRY CHRISTMAS!
IN REFLECTIVE GRATITUDE.
LOVE AND LIGHT
IN OUR SERVICE
“GOD IS; I AM; WE ARE”
“BE GOOD, BE LEGAL, TELL TRUTH”
DECEMBER 21, 2016
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