Rumor Mill News
Subject: Mid-Week by ZAP from "The Office of Poofness"
From: "The Office of Poofness" <email@example.com>
Date: Wed, December 28, 2016 9:12 pm
I AM HUMBLED BY YOUR RESPONSE AND YOUR WELL WISHES. A VERY GRATEFUL THANK YOU TO ALL OF YOU.
I REALLY DID NOT THINK I WOULD MAKE IT, BUT THANKS TO YOU I DID. I SAW MY FAMILY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ALMOST A DECADE. MY MOTHER, GOD BLESS HER, IS STILL STANDING BUT SHE IS FRAIL AND PUTTING ON CLOTHES TIRES HER GREATLY AND SHE BREATHES HARD AND MUST REST. THE SIMPLE ACT OF PUTTING ON CLOTHES…. NOT IN GOOD SHAPE.
THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY TRIP WAS MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER. I HAVE NOT SEEN THEM IN WAY TOO LONG, AND ALL WE COULD DO WAS HUG FOR HALF AN HOUR. NONE OF US WANTED TO LET GO.
THERE IS MORE BUT YOU CAN TELL THE REST. THE TEARS, THE PAIN OF BEING APART, ALL OF THAT WAS WASHED AWAY FOR A BRIEF MOMENT AND I CAN NOT TELL YOU THE EMOTIONS THAT WERE EXPERIENCED BUT THEY WERE VERY STRONG.
I HAVE YOU TO THANK FOR GETTING ME HERE. NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET BACK. WHEN IT RAINS IT DOES SOMETHING ELSE TOO.
HOWEVER, I DO HAVE VERY GOOD NEWS. DURING MY TIME HERE, I HAD TO WORK (SURPRISE SURPRISE). THIS WORK FOR A FEW HOURS ON CHRISTMAS DAY, AND THESE LAST DAYS MEANS EVERYTHING TO OUR HUMANITY. THE ROYALS RELEASED A SPECIAL ACCOUNT ON CHRISTMAS, AND THIS ONE HAS A LOT OF ZEROS AFTER THE INTEGER. MORE THAN 20. THEY ARE VERY SERIOUS AND INTENT ON RELEASING ENOUGH INTO THE GLOBAL ECONOMIES TO REBALANCE TRADE DEFICITS, AND PROVIDE FOR THE MASSIVE FUNDINGS THE VARIOUS INFRASTRUCTURES REQUIRE.
THIS KIND OF MASSIVE RELEASE WAS FORETOLD A LONG TIME AGO AND WE HAVE ALL HEARD THOSE STORIES, BUT THEY ARE NOW BECOMING VERIFIABLE STORIES. THE DOCUMENTS I HAD TO DO TELL THE STORY OF THE TAPE, AND IT IS A TRULY EXTRAORDINARY STORY. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT THESE KINDS OF SIZES WOULD BECOME AVAILABLE FOR US.
OUR FUNDING IS GOOD. THEY ARE TRYING TO GET THE FUNDS CLEARED TO OUR PAYMASTER, BUT THE MAJORITY OF THE IMPORTANT BANKERS ARE AWAY ON THEIR HOLIDAY TIME, SO THEY TOLD ME IT SHOULD HAPPEN THIS WEEK, BUT IN CASE OF ANY GLITCHES, EXPECT USABLE FUNDS RIGHT AFTER THE WEEKEND. I SORTA FIGURED THIS BUT WAS HOPING THEY WOULD BE ABLE TO GET THE SMALL STUFF DONE AND IN OUR POCKETS. IT STILL MAY HAPPEN IN THE NEXT DAY.
AT THIS POINT, I DO NOT CARE BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT IS COMING DOWN THE PIKE. THEY WILL FINISH THIS FIRST BATCH TO US TO BEGIN THE PROJECTS, THEN THEY WILL LOAD US UP, AND THIS PROCESS IS GOING TO BE HUGE. I DO NOT EXPECT SMALL FUNDS.
WE ARE ALL PREPARING TO GET TO THE WORK AHEAD AND WITH THE INCREDIBLE SUPPORT WE HAVE FROM BOTH EUROPE AND ASIA SIDES, WE WILL BE VERY BUSY FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL DECADES, THAT’S FOR SURE.
I HAVE LITTLE ELSE TO IMPART TO YOU AT THE MOMENT, OTHER THAN TO WARN THAT JANUARY IS GOING TO BE THE MONTH FOR EVERYTHING TO BE LET LOOSE. I GUESS THIS IS ONE OF THOSE MILESTONES IN HISTORY THAT WE ARE IN RIGHT NOW AS THE HIGHER FORCES READY THEMSELVES TO PROVIDE THE TOOLS OUR HUMANITY NEEDS TO EVOLVE TO THE NEXT STAGE IN OUR GROWTH.
BEING JUST ONE OF THE CONDUITS OF THIS ROLLOUT IS COMFORTING, AS THERE ARE DUPLICATES IN CASE WE GET WIPED OUT. THERE WILL BE A REPLACEMENT.
ALL OF THESE THINGS HAVE CONSPIRED TO MAKE THIS SO, AND PROVIDE EVERYTHING WE NEED TO DO THE RECONSTRUCTION.
AND NOW FOR THE OLDER FUNNIES.
From: Abe Froman <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: Doctor Colon
You clowns are too funny! There seems to be NO RECORD of "Doctor" Colon serving on ANY CA medical boards, any government connections, etc. You liars and scammers are comical…. As far as your lame legal threats, I suggest you call the new number we have been told to direct prosperity scam victims to - 202.324.3000. Mention who you are and your website. Have Dr Colon call them too as he knows the FBI right? TRUST us - they know YOU guys
DEAR ABE. YOUR OBSESSION WITH THINGS ANAL IS INDICATIVE OF DEEP SEATED ISSUES. WERE YOU WEANED PROPERLY? DR. COLON IS DR. COHLER. REALLY HE IS. I WILL SEND YOU A GROSS OF Q-TIPS SO YOU CAN HEAR BETTER. YOU HAVE BEEN BARKING UP THE WRONG HOLE, BUT THAT’S REALLY NOT THAT SURPRISING. YOUR THING OF SLAMMING ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING THAT HAS A CHANCE OF DOING GOOD IS NOTHING SHORT OF A VERY DISTURBING CHILDHOOD. WERE YOU MOLESTED? DID YOU MOLEST ANYONE? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD MOLEST MEANS?
THESE AND OTHER QUESTIONS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED ANYTIME QUICKLY AS ABE “THE FROLICKER” FROMAN DANCES A JIG IN HIS LATEST VIDEO MASTERPIECE THAT WILL GO INTO OBSCURITY THE MOMENT IT COMES OUT. I WILL ADMIT THAT YOU ARE SOMEWHAT ENTERTAINING AND WORTHY OF HALF A PASSING THOUGHT. TRY TO BE FUNNIER. I WILL SET UP A PANEL OF PURPLE PIG JUDGES TO SEE IF YOU IMPROVE. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL GET A PRIZE. WE’RE THINKING ONE UP. IT WILL BE SUBLIME. (MISS PHIPPS!...CAN WE GET A PLASTER CAST OF AN ANUS? A REALLY PUCKERED ONE?)
THAT’S ALL I HAVE TIME FOR, AND GOING BACK TO SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN AND SPEND AS MUCH TIME THERE AS I CAN.
AGAIN THANKS TO ALL OF YOU AND GOD BLESS. THIS COMING YEAR WILL BE AMAZING.
IN INSIGHTFUL GRATITUDE.
LOVE AND LIGHT
IN OUR SERVICE
“GOD IS; I AM; WE ARE”
“BE GOOD, BE LEGAL, TELL TRUTH”
DECEMBER 28, 2016
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