"The Office of Poofness" Update - August 3, 2017

Received from The Office of Poofness via email.......
 

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"The Office of Poofness"

Things To Ponder

Dear Friends,

Recent events have compelled me to speak out and bring as much clarity to current events and circumstances as possible.

The blogs and intel providers are ablaze with information these days, providing information, processes, and protocols to global happenings that are, by design, meant to be quiet and occur under the radar. I can't for the life of me, figure out how these gatherings of intel are being sourced when, if I breathe a word of real information, I am immediately contacted and, in no uncertain terms, told to stop.

With that being stated, history and common sense seem to be the best posture to dictate one’s thought processes moving forward. It is stating the obvious, with regards to the global financial and human conditions our humanity is currently plagued with. Things are broken and they need fixed; we all are aware. So it is any easy pill to swallow that the " Powers To Be" who created and control the global wealth would have a plan to right the ship in the form of treaties, summits, accords, laws and so on. We want to believe that, all of sudden, they have had an awakening and are somehow feeling the pain of the masses. Don't kid yourself about their agenda. There is something in it for them or they wouldn't be doing it. The good news is, by the PTB helping themselves, it will also bring humanity back from it's deprived state. They have always needed us, the people, to make their plans bare fruit.

The real humanitarians are those that have felt or seen the pain of poverty, starvation and other horrid human conditions, and have been called to task by their conscious. Grandfather of the Chinese Elders, a man of spiritual enlightenment, the common person who has barred witness to suffering, the business mogul who has achieved grand heights of wealth and been left wanting for spiritual fulfillment and so on, and so on. These are the heroes coming forth to effectuate a change.

ZAP Update - November 22, 2015

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: 2goforth@humanus.ca
Date: Sun, Nov 22, 2015 at 7:26 PM
Subject: You'll Never Walk Alone

"You'll Never Walk Alone"
When you walk through a storm hold your head up high
And don't be afraid of the dark.
At the end of a storm is a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of a lark.
Walk on through the wind,
Walk on through the rain,
Tho' your dreams be tossed and blown.
Walk on, walk on with hope in your heart
And you'll never walk alone,
You'll never, ever walk alone.

Walk on, walk on with hope in your heart
And you'll never walk alone,
You'll never, ever walk alone.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H9T7427EbI

Greetings and Salutations:

POOF SAID:

The sea of life is rocking all boats right now. The seas of change are upon you all. The mesmerized crowd of zombies are hard at work trying to sort through what is real and what is not. Just be and listen, listen, listen. Try not to analyze; Just be with what is.. All is well. Very well. Much more than you think! ...P...

SUSAN SAYS;

I am well aware that everyone is waiting to hear more specific information regarding the big "0" and the 50+ PP's. I wish I could give you more pertinent details and if I had or could reveal such details it would most certainly create many more snags and delays. We've had enough of that over these past 20 years and I join with all of you in just "Getting It Out"

ZAP Update - November 15, 2015

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: JAH-D'Bora Foundation <goneforthfornow@gmail.com>
Date: Sun, Nov 15, 2015 at 8:55 PM
Subject: LOVE IS THE ANSWER
To: JAH-D'Bora Foundation <goneforthfornow@gmail.com>

ENGLAND DAN AND JOHN FORD COLEY
"Love Is The Answer
Name your price A ticket to paradise
I can't stay here any more
And I've looked high and low
I've been from shore, to shore, to shore
If there's a short cut I'd have found it
But there is no easy way around it
Light of the world, shine on me
Love is the answer
Shine on us all
Set us free
Love is the answer

ZAP Update - May 10, 2015

From: 2goforth
To: 2goforth
Subject: Fwd: MOTHER'S DAY
Date: Sun, 10 May 2015 20:49:52 -0400

THE HANDS THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE -

Glenn Campbell and Steve Warner

He got here and wrinkled scared and cryin'
Then she took him up and held him to her breast
And he sure was glad to get what Mama offered
Then we went to sleep and put his fears to rest

It didn't seem to matter what he needed
He could always count on Mama to supply
And regardless of the sleep she might be losing
 He always found a twinkle in her eye

ZAP's Mid-Week Update - February 27, 2015

HI ALL,

TODAY, I HAVE LEARNED MANY THINGS THAT I NEEDED TO BEFORE I COULD WRITE SOMETHING INTELLIGENT.

FIRST OF ALL, GLOBAL PROCESSES IN MOTION HAVE COME TO A HEAD, AND THE RELEASES OF MAJOR FUNDS FOR REDEMPTIONS OF HISTORIC ASSETS, THE RV, AND VARIOUS PROGRAMS ARE ALL SCHEDULED NOW TO START IN THE FIRST WEEK OF MARCH NOW THAT THE CHINESE NEW YEAR IS REALLY OVER.

PROJECT FUNDINGS WILL OF COURSE FOLLOW, AND IT CAN NOT COME SOON ENOUGH.

EVERYBODY IS DREDGING THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL AND LOOKING AT BARE CUPBOARDS AND NOT EVEN A BONE IS LEFT.

GIVE GENEROUSLY. AT LEAST 2 BUCKS. OR A DUCK. BEARS GRACIOUSLY DECLINED.

THERE ARE SEVERAL THINGS THAT TIE IN NOW. REMEMBER SOME MONTHS BACK WHERE I SAID THAT THE BAD GUYS WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO LAUNDER MONEY BECAUSE OF THE SCRUTINY THAT WAS TO BE IMPOSED?

WELL, THAT HAS BEEN IMPLEMENTED ALONG WITH THE NEW GLOBAL CENTRAL BANK THAT NOBODY, INCLUDING THE USA, HAS A SAY IN? THE ONE DESIGNED FOR OUR HUMANITY?

IT IS HERE AND IN EFFECT.

ZAP & POOFNESS Update - January 11, 2015

 Subject: Fwd: To Kingdom Come
From: 2goforth@Safe-mail.net
To: 2GOFORTH@Safe-mail.net
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2015 22:11:32 -0500 (18 minutes ago)

THE BAND

"To Kingdom Come"

Forefather pointed to kingdom come
Sadly told his only son
Just be careful what you do
It all comes back on you.

False witness spread the news
Somebody's gonna lose
Either she or me or you,
Nothing we can do.

ZAP & POOFNESS Update - December 21, 2014

HALL & OATES LYRICS
"Jingle Bell Rock"

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock 
Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring 
Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun 
Now the jingle hop has begun 

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock 
Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time 
Dancing and prancing in Jingle Bell Square 
In the frosty air. 

What a bright time, it's the right time 
To rock the night away 
Jingle bell time is a swell time 
To go gliding in a one-horse sleigh 

Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet 
Jingle around the clock 
Mix and a-mingle in the jingling beat 
That's the jingle bell, 
That's the jingle bell, 
That's the jingle bell rock



Greetings and Salutations;

The whole shooting match is nicely bundled up and the wherewithal for moving ever so slowly toward completion is shortly upon you. The TRN and the FRBs are all in different allocations and the changes going on inside the banking institutions are major ones, more major than they'd want you to know about. That's all okay-- and its right that they don'ty smash the news with all of their significant changes. People can only take so much and they've had a snoot full so far of mis- information, of promises and such shenanigans. 

Zap and Poofness Update - December 1, 2014

-------- Original Message --------
From: 2goforth
To: 2goforth
Subject: Gimme Me Shelter!!!!
Date: Mon, 1 Dec 2014 19:30:54 -0500

THE ROLLING STONES LYRICS
"Gimme Shelter"

Oh, a storm is threat'ning
My very life today
If I don't get some shelter
Oh yeah, I'm gonna fade away
War, children, it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
War, children, it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
Ooh, see the fire is sweepin'
Our very street today
Burns like a red coal carpet
Mad bull lost your way
War, children, it's just a shot away

ZAP Update - November 17, 2014

-------- Original Message --------
From: 2goforth
To: 2goforth
Subject: Fwd: CHAINS!!
Date: Mon, 17 Nov 2014 21:29:16 -0500

SAM COOKE LYRICS
"Chain Gang"

(Hoh! Ah!) I hear something saying (Hoh! Ah!)

(Hoh! Ah!)(Well don't you know)
That's the sound of the men,
Working on the chain, ga-ang
That's the sound of the men,
Working on the chain, gang

All day long they're singing (Hoh! Ah!)

(Well don't you know)
That's the sound of the men,
Working on the chain, ga-ang
That's the sound of the men,
Working on the chain, gang

All day long they work so hard till the sun is going down
Working on the highways and byways and wearing, wearing a frown
You hear they moaning their lives away
Then you hear somebody say

ZAP & POOFNESS Report Update - October 19, 2014

-------- Original Message --------
From: 2goforth
To: 2goforth
Subject: Fwd: Stairway
Date: Sun, 19 Oct 2014 21:20:54 -0400

LED ZEPPELIN LYRICS
"Stairway To Heaven"

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven.

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.

Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

ZAP & POOFNESS UPDATE - October 12, 2014

-------- Original Message --------
From: 2goforth
To: 2goforth
Subject: Reasons
Date: Sun, 12 Oct 2014 20:54:45 -0400

JOHN DENVER LYRICS
"Rhymes And Reasons"

So you speak to me of sadness and the coming of the winter,
The fear that is within you now that seems to never end,
and the dreams that have escaped you and the hope that you've forgotten,
and you tell me that you need me now and you want to be my friend,
and you wonder where we're going, where's the rhyme and where's the reason?
And it's you cannot accept: it is here we must begin to seek the wisdom of the children
and the graceful way of flowers in the wind.
For the children and the flowers are my sisters and my brothers,
their laughter and their loveliness would clear a cloudy day.
Like the music of the mountains and the colors of the rainbow,
they're a promise of the future and a blessing for today.

ZAP & POOFNESS UPDATE - OCTOBER 5, 2014

-------- Original Message --------
From: 2goforth
To: 2goforth
Subject: Fwd: Higher Love
Date: Sun, 5 Oct 2014 21:25:34 -0400

STEVE WINWOOD LYRICS
"Higher Love"

Think about it, there must be higher love
Down in the heart or hidden in the stars above
Without it, life is a wasted time
Look inside your heart, I'll look inside mine
Things look so bad everywhere
In this whole world, what is fair?
We walk blind and we try to see
Falling behind in what could be

Bring me a higher love
Bring me a higher love
Bring me a higher love
Where's that higher love I keep thinking of?
Worlds are turning and we're just hanging on
Facing our fear and standing out there alone
A yearning, and it's real to me
There must be someone who's feeling for me
Things look so bad everywhere
In this whole world, what is fair?
We walk blind and we try to see
Falling behind in what could be

Bring me a higher love
Bring me a higher love
Bring me a higher love
Where's that higher love I keep thinking of?

Bring me a higher love
Bring me a higher love
Bring be a higher love
I could rise above on a higher love

ZAP & Poofness Update - September 28, 2014

Subject: Fwd: Dancing in the Dark###
From: 2goforth@Safe-mail.net
Date: Sun, September 28, 2014 8:31 pm

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN LYRICS
"Dancing In The Dark"

I get up in the evening
and I ain't got nothing to say
I come home in the morning
I go to bed feeling the same way
I ain't nothing but tired
Man I'm just tired and bored with myself
Hey there baby, I could use just a little help

You can't start a fire
You can't start a fire without a spark
This gun's for hire
even if we're just dancing in the dark

Message keeps getting clearer
radio's on and I'm moving 'round the place
I check my look in the mirror
I wanna change my clothes, my hair, my face
Man I ain't getting nowhere
I'm just living in a dump like this
There's something happening somewhere
baby I just know that there is

ZAP's Midweek Update - September 25, 2014

-------- Original Message --------
From: 2goforth
To: 2goforth
Subject: Mid-week Report
Date: Thu, 25 Sep 2014 20:25:12 -0400

HI ALL

AS OF TODAY, ALL GLOBAL FUNDS HAVE BEEN RELEASED FOR VARIOUS PAYMENTS OF BONDS, CURRENCIES, AND TRADES. THE F&P AND PP ARE NOW GETTING TO THE POINT OF REALITY AND ARE ALSO SAID TO BE RELEASED (BUT I DO NOT KNOW THIS FOR A FACT YET).

THE FUNDS RELEASES HAVE IMPACTED US GREATLY AS WE HAVE RECEIVED NOTICE FROM THE PAYMASTERS INVOLVED TO PREPARE FOR RECEIPT OF FUNDS EARLY NEXT WEEK. I WOULD ASSUME STARTING OCTOBER 1, 2014.

ALL THIS COINCIDES WITH THE FINALIZATION OF THE BIG MEETINGS AND THE MEETINGS BEING HELD AT THE UN THIS WEEK.

SINCE THE NEW BRETTON WOODS MEETINGS, THE NEW TREATIES AND AGREEMENTS NOW IN PLACE, THE AMELIORATION OF THE NEW SYSTEMS, AND THE REDUCTION OF THE IDIOTS THAT WOULD RAPE AND PILLAGE, WE SEEM TO BE POISED RATHER WELL FOR THE NEW BEGINNING.

I HAVE HEARD THAT WE ARE ABOUT A WEEK AWAY FROM THINGS BUSTING LOOSE FROM MANY SOURCES TODAY, AS THERE SEEMS TO BE A GREAT EXCITEMENT BUILDING IN THE PROPER PLACES. AS ALWAYS, I CAN NOT SAY TOO MUCH YET, BUT WE ARE ON THE VERGE, AND THE PIGS WILL BE DOING THEIR JOB. I INTEND TO HAVE A BIT OF FUN WITH SOME PARSNIPS THIS COMING WEEKEND, AND MAKE A BIT OF VEGGIE SOUP.

SEE YOU THEN, AND AGAIN, THANKS FOR ALL YOUR WONDERFUL SUPPORT AND YOUR PRAYERS.

IN LOVE AND LIGHT IN OUR SERVICE
ZAP

“GOD IS; I AM; WE ARE”
“BE GOOD, BE LEGAL, TELL TRUTH”
September 25, 2014
Copyright ZAP 2014

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Love and Kisses,

'THE OFFICE OF POOFNESS'

Susan and Staff

ZAP & POOFNESS Update Report - September 21, 2014

-------- Original Message --------
From: 2goforth
To: 2goforth
Subject: Stand Up
Date: Sun, 21 Sep 2014 22:00:00 -0400

Get Up Stand Up | Playing For Change | Song Around The World

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6szT5NnwTY&feature=em-share_video_user"Get Up,
Stand Up"

Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights!
Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights!
Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights!
Get up, stand up: don't give up the fight!

Preacherman, don't tell me,
Heaven is under the earth.
I know you don't know
What life is really worth.
It's not all that glitters is gold;
'Alf the story has never been told:
So now you see the light, eh!
Stand up for your rights. Come on!

Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights!
Get up, stand up: don't give up the fight!
Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights!
Get up, stand up: don't give up the fight!

ZAP's Mid Week Report - September 17, 2014

Subject: Fwd: MID WEEK REPORT
From: 2goforth@Safe-mail.net
Date: Wed, September 17, 2014 6:03 pm

Greetings and Salutations:

The Zapper Got Zapped

Greetings All:

I have the not-so fun, even dubious distinction of advising readers of a heart attack which Uncle Zap recently experienced. Between the mantles of responsibility carried, the gentleman quitting smoking, and the full gauntlet of working through all the world’s concerns at his door, yes the man had a heart attack. Last Friday as it turns out, Zap and I were out over some birthday celebrations and during a motion picture, in a local movie theatre, Zap had a coronary event called a heart attack.

He has since been fully examined in one of our fine Canadian hospitals Sunday night *wink *wink…and it was determined that while still serious, his heart attack may have had some minor damage done to it none the less. One source tells me that after people have recently quit smoking, like Zap just has after such a long extended period of time, that these kinds of events are quite normal, and yes it happened.

Zap has been resting mostly over the last few days and unfortunately his breathing has become quite labored of late and he does need some assistance in bringing those conditions to an end.

ZAP Report Update - September 14, 2014

ELVIS PRESLEY LYRICS
"Amazing Grace"

Amazing grace, oh how sweet the sound
That saved a wreck like me
I once was lost, though now I'm found
I was blind, but now I see
When we've been there ten thousand years
Bright shining as the sun
We've no less days to sing God's praise
Then when, when we first begun
Too many ages false and spent
I have already hung
This face and flock He saved us by
His endless grace will leave me whole
Amazing grace, oh how sweet the sound
To save a wreck like me

I once was lost, but now I'm found
I was blind, but now I see

www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5mUZ1c9oec

Greetings and Salauations:

POOF SAID:

The times are not what you think. The chess pieces continue to be moved around. There are some heavy handed moves being attempted. They will not be successful. The cheers for those who are working for the higher good need to be heard. There are many --very many who are doing the heavy lifting. Pay attention to all of the news that surfaces. It will ultimately be good but there is no way to assure any one of that for the moment. Just know that we have not come this far to drop the ball now.The times they are a'changing; the news coming through the cyber connections is all good. The magic that all have been waiting for is within grasp of the ones who are at the forefront to make it all come together. We are happy to report that we see much occurring that should please all your spirits....P...

ZAP SAYS:

HI ALL

WELL, I DID IT. I QUIT SMOKING. NOT MUCH FUN.

THIS WEEK, NOT MUCH TO REPORT AS ALL THAT WE HAVE TRIED TO GET DONE, IS DONE, AND THE TRN (USN) IS GOING LIVE TOMORROW. WE KNOW THIS BECAUSE THE IMF PUT OUT THE CIRCULAR, AND SOME BANKERS CALLED UP AND SAID SO.

IF THE TRN IS GOING LIVE, THEN THE RV IS NOT FAR BEHIND.

I COULD PROBABLY WRAP IT UP HERE, BUT THERE ARE SOME THAT REQUIRE SOME THOUGHT.

ZAP & POOFNESS Report Update - September 7, 2014

-------- Original Message --------
From: 2goforth
To: 2goforth
Subject: War/No More Trouble--
Date: Sun, 7 Sep 2014 16:55:10 -0400

Playing For Change - "War/ No More Trouble" Lyrics

Until the philosophy which holds one race
Superior and another inferior
Is finally and permanently discredited and abandoned
Oh, everywhere is war, say war

is war
Children

Until there are no longer first class
Second class citizens of any nation
Until the colour of man's skin
Is of no more significance than the colour of his eyes
Everywhere is war, war
Everywhere is war

Killing the brother, war
Destroying the country, war
For nothing, war
For nothing, war
They going to take care of another brother
We don't need no more war

ZAP & POOFNESS Report Update - August 31, 2014

-------- Original Message --------
From: 2goforth
To: 2goforth
Subject: Get Happy
Date: Sun, 31 Aug 2014 17:04:11 -0400

Judy Garland Get Happy!
Artist: Judy Garland
Released: 1950
Lyricist: Ted Koehler
Composer: Harold Arlen

[Chorus]
Forget your troubles
Come on get happy
You better chase all you cares away
Shout hallelujah
Come on get happy
Get ready for the judgment day

The sun is shining
Come on get happy
The lord is waiting to take your hand
Shout hallelujah
Come on get happy
We're going to the promised land

We're heading across the river
Wash your sins away in the tide
It's all so peaceful on the other side

ZAP & POOFNESS REPORT UPDATE - AUGUST 17, 2014

-------- Original Message --------
From: 2goforth@Safe-mail.net
To: 2goforth@Safe-mail.net
Subject: Fwd: Sing, Dance and Clap your Hands#
Date: Sun, 17 Aug 2014 19:50:56 -0400

STEVIE WONDER LYRICS
"Sir Duke"

Music is a world within itself
With a language we all understand
With an equal opportunity
For all to sing, dance and clap their hands
But just because a record has a groove
Don't make it in the groove
But you can tell right away at letter A
When the people start to move

They can feel it all over
They can feel it all over people
They can feel it all over
They can feel it all over people

Music knows it is and always will
Be one of the things that life just won't quit
But here are some of music's pioneers
That time will not allow us to forget
For there's Basie, Miller, Sachimo
And the king of all Sir Duke
And with a voice like Ella's ringing out
There's no way the band can lose